Sunday, 25 September 2016

Teenage art student carves clay penises with personalised messages 'to remember every man she's ever slept with'

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Lilly Heaume was inspired to make the sculptures after receiving a rude text

Afterwards, Lily was inspired to make a member memento as part of her new art project, '10 Portraits'.

Her work was displayed at the Hampstead School of Art end-of-year show and quickly snapped up by keen buyers hoping to have a penis collection of their own.

Lily told Lad Bible : "I didn't disclose whose is whose.

The penises in all their glory
Forget notches on the bed post – this student has come up with a much more inventive way to remember her sexual conquests.

Lily Heaume crafts ceramic penises from memory of every man she says she has slept with – and they reveal just how varied the male member can be.

The 18-year-old fine art student decided to create her first penis replica after receiving a rude message from one of her lovers.

Instead of texting him a furious riposte, she channelled her anger into carving a life-size sculpture of his penis and writing 'liar' across the front.

"Luckily, two of them I'm still friends with helped me out but one got a bit sour and awkward about it.
"They're only made from memory, it's not like I've put a little name tag next to each one."
Each penis varies wildly in shape and size, but each one has been painted white and decorated with a blue flower.

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Lily Heaume

One of the willies is inscribed with the message "stop calling me"

Each sculpture has also been inscribed with a personal message.
One of Lily's willy's includes the phrase: "Stop calling me."
But the talented art student aspires to do more than just create clay penises : her next project takes her away from genitalia and focuses on pigs.

"I got some pigs faces, did their makeup, photographed them and made a cast," she said.
"But everyone just wants to hear about the d***s."

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